“Not all travelogues need to be heavy philosophical discourses, or ignore the effect of shoes on the world’s economy...a must-read.” – Portland Book Review

 

“…funny stories and cultural observations…” – Kirkus Reviews

 

“SO smartly written and freakin’ hilarious, I promise that you’ll fall in love with Gretchen on page one.” - Chick Lit Is Not Dead

 

“Most books about Iraq are deadly serious, this one is hilarious.” – Vulpes Libris

 

“…the perfect book for anyone (especially those Sex and the City fans) looking for a fun read about sand in your designer shoes.” – Bookhounds

 

“…a protagonist somewhere between Confessions of a Shopaholic and Sloane Crosley…” – Fashionista Lab

 

“Overall, a fantastic read and a really fun time!” – Chick Lit Plus

 

“…a fun, fast summer read that may have other beachgoers giving you strange looks when you laugh out loud, which will be often.” – The Coast News

 

WHAT: Book signing

WHEN: Thursday, June 21, 2012 7:00pm

WHERE: Barnes & Noble - 297 Oakbrook Center, Oakbrook, IL

WHY: To sign the books! I'll sign one if you buy one!

HOW: Bus, party van, Smart Car (does anyone have one of those? I love those!)

 

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WHAT: Glen Ellyn BookFest 2012

WHEN: Saturday, June 23, 2012 10:00am-3:30-ish pm

WHERE: Glen Ellyn Public Library, 400 Duane Street, Glen Ellyn, IL

WHY: To fest the books! I'll sign one if you buy one!

HOW: Drive, bike, walk, razor scooter? You'll figure it out. I'm not worried.

 

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WHAT: The Morning Blend Talk Show

WHEN: Tuesday, June 26, 2012 9:00am

WHERE: On the TEEVEE in Milwaukee, WI (TODAY'S TMJ4)

WHY: I'm talking about the book!

HOW: On your TEEVEE, if you're in the Milwaukee area. (If you are not in the Milwaukee area you will be able to watch a clip online after it airs.)

 

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WHAT: Book signing

WHEN: Thursday, July 12, 2012 7:30pm

WHERE: Tattered Cover - 9315 Dorchester St in Highlands Ranch Town Center, Highlands Ranch, CO

WHY: To sign the books! I'll sign one if you buy one! AND It's my BIRTHDAY!

HOW: SUV, Jeep, Dodge Durango, Horseback

 

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WHAT: AM Northwest Talk Show

WHEN: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:00am

WHERE: On the TEEVEE in Portland, OR (KATU2)

WHY: I'm talking about the book!

HOW: On your TEEVEE, if you're in the Portland area. (If you are not in the Portland area you will be able to watch a clip online after it airs.)